ttumri nautanki kabi khtam tp honi nahi hai

Behte aashkon ki zubaan nahi hoti
Lafzon mein mohabat bayaan nahi hoti.
Mile jo pyar to kadar karna
Kismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti…
Room mai aja rupa riya sub hai
1 bar exam mein Question tha:
Chalenge kise kehte hai?
Santa ne pura paper khali chhodkar last page paqr likha..
Apne Baap ki aulaad hai to paas kar ke dikha!
Santa to Banta:
Yaar, Sir ka msg aaya hai ki
aaj extra class hogi kya karu!
Santa: “Message sending fail”
likh ke bhej de.
Kal raat bahut dino ke bad book kholi to Ehsaas hua.
ki
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Ki book kholne ke baad jo nind aati hai,
Wo nind ki goli khane ke baad bhi nahi aati..
dilpoma ye apke liye mai avounga


PRINCIPAL:
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to
1st time 100 Rs,
2nd time 200 fine hoga.
MUNNA: Boley to monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.
Aruuuuu for you
Kuch salo baad ye Pal yaad aayenge,
Jab hum Apne Apne Mukaam pr Pahuch Jayenge,
Akele jab bhi Honge sath Guzare Hue Lamhe yaad Ayenge,
Paise to bahut honge shayad pr kharch krne k lamhe km ho jayenge,
aaj jyada msg aane se gussa hote hai,
kal ek ek msg ko taras jayenge
ek cup chai dosto ki yaad dilayegi,
fir sochte sochte ankhe nam ho jayegi,
in palo ko milkar dil kholkar jeelo yaaro,
kyu ki zindagi in dino ko fir nahi dohrayegi.
Aruuuuu for you
Kuch salo baad ye Pal yaad aayenge,
Jab hum Apne Apne Mukaam pr Pahuch Jayenge,
Akele jab bhi Honge sath Guzare Hue Lamhe yaad Ayenge,
Paise to bahut honge shayad pr kharch krne k lamhe km ho jayenge,
aaj jyada msg aane se gussa hote hai,
kal ek ek msg ko taras jayenge
ek cup chai dosto ki yaad dilayegi,
fir sochte sochte ankhe nam ho jayegi,
in palo ko milkar dil kholkar jeelo yaaro,
kyu ki zindagi in dino ko fir nahi dohrayegi.
aruuu aj apki gb full ho gai hai ab jish din ap sad ho to ye msg pad lena apka mind fresh ho jayega ok


aur agar mai jish din nahi avounga to ye msg padke ap hamko bahut miss karonge

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