Teacher to Golu:
NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain..!!
Golu: P.H.D.
Teacher: kya matlab?
Golu: Pajama Holding Device..!!

Teacher: Esi kisi jaga ka nam batao
jisse banaya to admi ne hai
magar phir bhi wo wahan pe ja nahi sakte?
Students: Sir LADIES TOILET.

School Life:
Wo Big gang of frnds
Wo boring uniforms
Wo cycle se school jana
Wo Silly fights
Wo teachers k naam rakhna
Wo Group photos
Wo homework na kar k jana
Wo roz ki pnishmnt
Wo P.T periods
Wo Rocking annual days
So many hands in a single lunch box
HORRER XAMS
Remarkable marks
Terror report card
Self parents signature
Lovable trips
Wo bachpan ka pehla pyar
Wo Summer holidays ka intezar
Wo Aakhri board Xam
Wo Farewell
Wo sab ka bichad jana..
“SCHOOL”
life is just a heaven
send to all your friends to rmember your school life once again.

Aruuu kabhi ana tu meri khidkiiii

Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??

Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..

Aruuu for you so dont sad ok

Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein dar lagta tha,
aaj akele hi duniya ghum lete hai!

Pehle 1st ane k liye padhte the,
aaj kamane k liye padhte hai!

Kabhi choti si chot lagne pe rote the,
aaj dil tut jaane pe bhi sambhal jate hai!

Pehle hum dosto k sath rehte the,
aaj dost hamare yaadon me rehte hai!

Pehle larna manana roz ka kam tha,
aaj ek bar larte he to rishte kho jate hai.

Sach me zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha dia,
jane kab hmko itna bda bna dia.

Aruuuu santaaa

Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai..
jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?

Beta: 1 bar aapke sar ke niche

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TAKIYA lgaya tha Bhul gaye?

Student Shayari:
Aasma mein kaali ghata chai hai,
Aaj fir principal se mar khai hai,
Sab kehte hai sudhar ja,
Kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi hai.

ye alok ki soch

Teacher : Why are u late?
all ur classmates came to class on time.

Student : “Jhund me kutte ate hain sir.. sher to akela ata hai.”

diploma aruuu rupa ki halat esi hogi jayada padhne k bad

Govt school kar bachhe kisi ko ghaseet kar school le ja rahe the,
Ye dekh kar 1 Aadmi bola:
Jane do Beta,
Ye Khud School aa jayega
Bachhe: Ye bachha nahi master ji hai!

Diploma aruuu ye apki soch hai

Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai?

Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai,
Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai.

sahi bola aruu in daruu land and alok is a bottle land

Nice nem

to fir mastrji kon hai


ok sis mai bulati hu

ye rupa k naresh k liye ek jock....masterji papaji ki patloon ek inch choti kardo....

Teacher: Shaadi ke waqt
DULHE ko akele ghode par kyu bithaya jata hai..?

Student: Last warning di jati hai ki.

Abhi bhi waqt he
“Bhaag Jaa”

aruuu is the world land

Sis rupasis ki lami hai ushe yha bula lo

mene rakha aruuu santa

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam

Acha naam hai

kishne rakha

nahi dear mai to masterji tha

Teacher: Tumhare papa kya karte hai?
Golu: Sir wo roz GALIYA khate hai

Teacher: Kya matlab?

Golu: Ji wo
CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE hai.