Ap bhi santa ho

Maths teacher asked JOHNY:
If u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to RUPA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ARU then what will u get?

JOHNY replied: Sir! 3 new girl friends.

dekho ye apke jesa sochne wala santaaaaa

Sochiye physics kitni eassy hoti

aagr

aagr

aagr

aagr

Apple ki jagah ped gira hota
aur newton wahi nipat gaya hota.

jayada haso mat santa

Teacher: Wo kaunsi raat hai jo agar na hoti to aaj hindustan khush haal hota.?
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Student: Sir sharad pawar ki maa ki suhagraat.

ye le santa tere liye .....tera dimag esa hi hau

Teacher: 1 Din aisa ayega jab prithvi pe pani nahi rahega,
Sab jeev nasht hojaynge
prithvi tabaah hojaygi.
Santa: madamji, us din tution ana hai kya?

oye deplima ki bachiii tuje bhi waha bhej dunga

Movies of school life
Classes- Bardasht.
Attendance- Hera pheri.
Class room- No entry.
Teacher- Janidushman.
Exam- Evil dead.
Examiner- Don.
Frnd during paper- Hum aapke hai kaun?
Viva- Encounter.
Marking- Andha kanoon.
Exam time- Qayamat.
Cheating- Lage raho munna bhai.
Question paper- Ek paheli.
Answer paper- Kora kagaj.
Result- Sadma.
pass- Chamatkar.
Fail- Devdas.
Future- Na tum jano na hum.

such kahu to signatuare bahut must ata hai aur dushra ruum bhi must hota hai wo try karo ap

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

ye rupa k liye likh raha hu ap usko suna dena thodi gujarati use ki hui hai to..

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

tum student ho mai principal

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai.

arohi tum pura din wodka hi piti hai koi bar koi new brand change karo

Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!!

aur ap bantaaa


ye lo ap jesa student

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!! :mrgreen:

ok baba le jav daruuu ok mai apko yaha se bhijva deta hur bhej dunga apko ok aur chahiye to bol dena au

Yes dear mai tera Daruuu frd only ok

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…

sorry arohi kal rat sari pike so gaya tha mai is liye sari ki sari khatam ho gai lana ek bottle udhar mai dena mai lavounga to tumko wapas kar dunga ok arohi keshav sidkhehee:

dear daruuu to khatam ho gai kal rat mai sub pi gaya ab paise bhi nahi hai daru lane k liye sub khatam ho gaya arohi sub khatam ho gaya jav mere liye daruuu leke av ap:O:O:O:O

maza agaya na to fir bolo ab aur kesi kesi shayari likhua apko