Smart proposal by a clever boy to a girl : "Excuse me, do you have fevicol...? Bcoz, i need to fix my heart, broken by your cute smile".
Bill Gates resigned as the chairman of microsoft after receiving a letter from Santa Singh. Santa: Dear Sir I have some questions to ask 1)The keyboard alphabets are not in order.. when will you launch the correct version. 2)There is start button but nothing to stop. 3)We learnt MS word when will you launch MS Sentence. 4)There is recycle bin but no rescooter bin.why? 5) And finally a personal question. Why is your name Gates even though you sell Windows.
No greeting card to give. No sweet flowers 2 send. No cute graphics to forward. Just a LOVING HEART sayin 'HAPPY valetine day |""|__|""|.*.* | APPY.* |__|""|__|.*.* *.*.*.VALENTINES.*.*.* *.*DAY
\\ ____ // \\//\\//ishing """ """ \\// //ou "' //___// //"""//appy //___// //"""//appy \\// v alentine's Day :-*
Wafaon Ka Agar Mre Sanam Sila Dete To us k Naam Per Hm Zndagi Bita Dete Wo Agr Kehta K Us Per Bojh Hai Meri Hasti ... Hm Apni Zaat Ka Nam-O-Nishan Mita Dyte: Woh jo Kanton ko bhi Narmi say Chuwa karta tha. HuM nay Pholon ko Masalty howy dekha us ko. NAJANY woh Duaon main Mangta hay kissy. HAATH uthaty hi Sisakty howy dekha us ko.
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