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A servant enrolled his
donkey in a race and won.
The local paper read:
'SERVANT's ASS WON'.
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10.
Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".This was too much,
KING ordered the queen to buy
back the donkey and leave it to the jungle.
The next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"
The king died next day!(●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃)
Keep 
Smling╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮
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☆(●̮̮̃•̃)-- If all the humans start respecting Mother
hope their will be peace on earth.
Stop all dirty acts of Religion.
Adopt respecting Mother Religion.
Mother will teach us to serve...
So, request all dirty minded Religious Idiots
to love the real Religion
that is Mother’s love...
happy night...keep smiling.
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☆(●̮̮̃•̃)--╰♡╮╰★╮.
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A fool may be known by six things anger without cause 
speech without profit change without progress
enquiry without object 
putting trust in a stranger mistaking foes for friends DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE ABOVE QUALITIES 
A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunityA positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty
Wish u an optimistic life♥GOOD NIGHT♥
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Moon and sun
Booth are lovers
Love everyday
For day and night
Sun was very hot
Moon was very cold
But booth are loving
What...
Moon and sun
booth are lovers?
Long long
Years...
Moon and sun
loving...
day by day
making
night and day...
its nature
But runding
the earth help
of moon and sun
love...
is it is love.... ?
Morning Is A Wonderful
Opportunity To Wish, To Love, To
Care, To Smile And To See You In
Good Mood
One day Monday went toTuesday
to see Wednesday and
ask Thursday wheather
Frday has told Saturday
that SundaY is a FUN day
…Good Day…
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♥ƸӜƷ╰★╮--(●̮̮̃•̃)♡☆
☆♡(●̮̮̃•̃)-- ●A FEW FACTS ABOUT A LOVE RELATION●
♥mutual sharing♥
♥mutual caring♥
♥mutual loving♥
♥mutual understanding♥
♥mutual sacrificing♥
●These are the basic key to a perfect relation●
The ones who have any of these missing..
plz realize that u are with the wrong person..!
In most relations, what happens is that...
one is being loved too much while the other is not being loved at all..
one person is sacrificing and adjusting, while the other is not..!!
one person understands his or her lover's silence,
while the other fails to understand even their words..!!
Such a relation is imperfect and in the long run..
It gives you nothing more than a broken heart
and uncountable drops of tears..!!
Value your self, else no one else will...!!
Courage means to keep working a relationship,
to continue seeking solutions to difficult problems,
and to stay focused during stressful periods.
█ WISHING UR LOVELY LOVE RELATION █
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♥GOOD NIGHT♥
● --(●̮̮̃•̃)♡☆
☆♡(●̮̮̃•̃)--╰☆╮╰☆╮♥
♥╰☆╮╰☆╮THIS IS FUNNY
Beggar: Give me food.
Man: I’ll give you Vodka.
Beggar: I don’t drink, Give me food.
Man: I’ll give you cigarettes.
Beggar: I don’t smoke.
Man: I’ll take you to race.
Beggar: I don’t gamble.
Man: I’ll get you girl friend.
Beggar: I love only my wife.
Man: I’ll give you food, but first you have to come to my house.
Beggar: Why?
Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when
they don’t Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE..!!
Keep your head high, keep your chin up, because life's a beautiful thing and
there's so much to smile about.
U r in charge in how U feel and today U can choose happiness
❤
Be as happy as possible╰☆╮╰☆╮♥
♥╰☆╮╰☆╮╰☆╮♥╰☆╮
╰☆╮♥╰☆╮'!••► we all beautiful ◄••!
For we’re all God’s wonderful creature...!!
He made some big and some small,
Some are young and some are old,
Some are white and some are black,
Some are short and some are tall,
No matter where you come from too,
Whatever the colour of your hair and eyes,
Or the shape of your head and nose,
God made it so and we are all beautiful...!
We’re made in God’s image- that’s cool...!!
Whichever language you do speak,
It doesn’t even matter what you look like,
God loves you for...
••► we are all beautiful ◄••’!!!
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My Beautiful Friend
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'People are often unreasonable and self-centered.
Forgive them anyway.If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives.
Be kind anyway.If you are honest, people may cheat you.
Be honest anyway.If you find happiness, people may be jealous.
Be happy anyway.The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough.
Give your best anyway.For you see, in the end, it is between you and God.
It was never between you and them anyway.”
Good or Bad, Life is full of things to appreciate..
From sadness, we appreciate happiness…
From mistakes, we appreciate experience….
From friends, we appreciate laughter…
From love, we appreciate companionship….
From Faith, we appreciate God..and
From all the above, we appreciate growth...
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hey my name is night
i came here to kidnap ur stress
kill ur strain
my weapon is deep sleep...
n my path is sweet dream..
so please kindly cooperate...n handover urslf..
gnt
i came here to kidnap ur stress
kill ur strain
my weapon is deep sleep...
n my path is sweet dream..
so please kindly cooperate...n handover urslf..
gnt╰♡╮ ☆｡◕‿◕｡
｡◕‿◕｡☆ ╰♡╮In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,,
four worms were placed into fourseparate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol...
The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke...
The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm...
The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil...
After one day, these were the ...results:
The first worm in alcohol — dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead.
The third worm in sperm — dead.
The fourth worm in soil — alive.
So the science teacher asked the
class — “What can you learn from
this experiment.” ?
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said.
“As long as you drink, smoke and
have sex, you won’t have worms inside u.”
Why complicate life ?
1. Missing somebody – call
2. Wanna meet up – Invite
3. Wanna be understood – Explain
4. Have questions – Ask
5. Don’t like something – speak up
6. Look something – share it
7. Want something – Ask for it
8. Love someone – tell them
we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful.
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GIRL’S VERSION-..
First Day :I saw an idiot sleeping on the front bench..
Second Day:Saw the same idiot getting punished..
Third Day:He was fighting with a boy..uhh..idiot..!
Fourth Day :I couldn’t find him…Where is he…
BOY’S VERSION-..
First day :When i opened my eyes…I saw her…her smile..
Second day :I got punished so that i could see her all the while..
Third Day :A boy said somethng about liking her
Fourth Day :I was sitting on the last bench..
‘n she turned to find me…
‘n We smiled..
Sometimes, someone says something really small
and it just fits right into
this empty place in your heart!
Photo Sharing
HAVE LOVELY TIME..
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*♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆I am the best,
& I can prove it
I can put coffee in Coffee cup,
can you put world in World Cup?
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.
.
I can send my number on your cell,
Can you send your cell on my number?
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and the last one…
I can send my address on your cell
Can you send your cell on my address.
...
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I am the best 
Qualities a friend must haveCute as crocodileSmart as donkeyActive as turtleFit as hippoMatured as monkeySincerity like dogNo doubt you are my best friend☆*
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♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!
Reason why never visit a 5* HotelQuestion : “What would you like to have ..Fruit
juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”
Answer : “tea please”
Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea,
Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?”
Answer : “Ceylon tea ”
Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?”
Answer : “white”
Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?”
Answer: “With milk ”
Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk”
Answer : “With cow milk please.
Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or
Afrikaner cow?”
Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ”
Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener,
sugar or honey?”
Answer : “With sugar”
Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”
Answer : “Cane sugar ”
Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a
glass of water instead.”
Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ”
Answer : “Mineral water”
Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst
Sir.....Sir.....Sir.....
just go to hell
Smile is source to win a heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality,
so I wish you to smile always in your life….
SMILING NIGHT♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!
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╰❤╮☆╰♡╮whÿ dö böÿs nëëd ä frïënd whö ïs ä ġïrl ???
BECAUSE..............
-shë wïll nëvër lëävë ü älönë whën ü ärë säd…
-shë wïll sëë tö ït thät ü dö ür wörks ön tïmë…
-shë wïll mäkë sürë ü dön’t skïp
mëäls tö pläÿ mätċhës & dö wörk…
-shë wïll äsk ü tö lëävë ür bäd häbïts
ëvërÿdäÿ, ëvërÿ tïmë…
-shë wïll fïġht wïth ü ön smäll mättërs,
bt wön’t këëp d änġër för lönġ…
-shë wïll mäkë ÿöü mönëÿ-wïsë…
-shë wïll säÿ: dön’t w0rrÿ,
ëvën ïf thërë’s löt tö wörrÿ ör nöthïnġ tö wörrÿ...
-shë wïll mäkë ÿöü pünċtüäl…
-shë wïll hëlp ÿöü rësträïn ür änġër…
-shë wïll tälk tö ü 15 tïmës ä däÿ
tö knöw whät ü’rë döïnġ…
ü mïġht fëël büġġëd ät tïmës,
bt trüth ïs thät ÿöü ċän’t dö änÿthïnġ wïthöüt hër…
äs ġïrls ärë spëċïäl ġïft öf ġöd för böÿs…❤
sö respect & rëälïżë thëïr wörth
änd täkë ċärë 0f thëm…❤
BECAUSE..............
they are the priceless creation by GOD
dëdïċätëd tö äll ġïrls änd böÿs
whö shärë thë lövë änd frïëndshïp n os…!!
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===╰★╮=╰♡╮Laugh as much as you breath
and love as much as you live.
One of the most effective antidotes
to the stresses of life is laughing a good laugh,
and loving as much as we can while we live.
When we hear laughter,
we associate whatever situation we are in,
with happiness, at least usually.
When we just let go of our fears,
and allow ourselves to be happy,
even in the worst of times,
it can change the playing field quickly.
Choosing to love as much as we live is
like the second of the 1-2 punches
when you are trying to defeat
whatever despair lies ahead of you.
if we just devote ourselves to keeping a loving,
and positive attitude while at all possible,
we will easily be able to conquer life as we know it.
Make an effort today to keep love in your heart,
no matter what hate is thrown in your path,
and to keep laughing,
even when the world tries its hardest to steal your smile...
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